If I was an Explorer..

If I was an explorer one day, I would explore the wonders of Unicornia land. I would bring goody gumdrops and poptarts that fart / poop rainbows back to my homeland. The mythical land of Unicornia would bring mysteries, treasures, and many antiques. ~~  ( Erm, I have no idea why I wrote this. ._. ) 

=) Boredom I guess. Currently drink hot cocoa, as it reminds me more of Christmas. So excited! Eek! PRESENNTTTS! Anyways, how are you all today?